Most Americans visit Walmart at least once every two weeks. Why not, then? There, practically anything can be purchased for a reasonable price. As one comes across the unpredictable menagerie of insane fashion statements, crazy behavior, and plain crazy individuals, the only true expense is one’s eyes or sanity. The photographs below provide ample proof that Walmart is a sinister jungle where every visit is nearly certain to include at least one amazing encounter or experience.
On route to Guinness
Although the overall image is frightening, we have the impression that the lady is trying to set some kind of record. We don’t understand why she would harm herself in this way.
With this type of obstruction in your way, it just seems like even routine things would be really tough. She must, however, be the only one who knows why she has such nails and what she hopes to do with them.
Obtain what you can
Despite the fact that this man hasn’t slept in 24 hours, we assume that his pals forced him to go to Walmart. Despite the fact that the pillows and blankets are made completely of flesh, we can’t hold it against him for taking advantage of every opportunity to relax.
However, perhaps he ought to have thought about taking a power nap in the furniture department of the store because, strangely, we get the impression that his preferred bed is really chilly, and that hoodie is probably not doing all that much to help.
Almost as bad as a mullet
At Walmart, bad haircuts are plentiful, but this one stands out because it appears to be a pretty feeble attempt to pull off a mullet. Or at the very least, that’s how we understand this, whatever it is.
This man might want to remember that he no longer has enough hair to effectively recreate his youth if he wants to do so. But well, we won’t ruin his hopes for thick, luxurious hair.
Public infringement and display
Although almost every Walmart offers a changing area, a great number of customers feel the urge to try on costumes or clothing in the center of the shop in front of other customers. Why felt it necessary for this couple to prepare for Halloween? The unknown.
Knowing that others can put Walmart outfits and costumes on haphazardly and whenever they want in the aisles makes us a bit hesitant to try them on ourselves.
Greetings from the jungle
Animals being sold in Walmart is not really novel. Of course, people bring their dogs, but there have also been reports of turtles, snakes, birds, and most recently, ferrets. It’s unclear why this man has a ferret, yet it might be used as a comfort animal.